Heidi Montag is scheduled to perform at this tonight's Miss Universe pageant in the Bahamas, but pageant production staffers are taking bets as to whether or not it will actually go down -because Heidi Montag's just that bad.
Sources tells pageant peeps are concerned that Heidi Montag just can't pull it off. We're told "Heidi Montag's lip-syncing and can't remember the lyrics" (to her own song!!!), "looks like a trainwreck," and "Heidi Montag can't dance." But Heidi Montag's got Jesus on her side, so we're sure it will turn out just fine. Ofcourse hardly.